I just saw a hot homeless man
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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