4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
