So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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