So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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