My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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