I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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