I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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