There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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