I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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