we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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