So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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