worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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