Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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