Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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