WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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