My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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