It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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