Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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