i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
