I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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