Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
