Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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