using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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