Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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