sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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