Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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