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(248): View more from Michigan

I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.

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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities

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(309): View more from Illinois

I need vitamin water and Jesus :/

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(224): View more from Illinois

He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.

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