do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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