Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
