If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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