i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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