Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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