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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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