Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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