ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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