toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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