pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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