I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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