Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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