Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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