I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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