I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor