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• (810): View more from Michigan

  did you make any bad decisions?

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  many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I only kidnapped one of them. chill

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

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  i told you not to try chat roulette

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.

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  When was that?

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?

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• (925): View more from California

  I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.

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