did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.