why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
