omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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