Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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