Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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