New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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