Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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