is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
