I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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