awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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