Your face is a jimmy john
Pappa wants mamma naked
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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