I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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