So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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