Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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