yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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